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O.o.m.A.: Top 10 – 2009 Edition

Posted by guddy On December - 25 - 2009

It is the end of the year and everybody is doing the same top 10 lists as everybody else… And while mine does have many movies that made other lists as well, I think I might be mentioning some great movies that a) got forgotten because if inglorious release dates or b) didn’t fare well with the general audience or the “general critics” or c) I won’t include movies I haven’t seen yet, like logical candidates like Up in the Air.

Keep in mind that I usually don’t compile lists such as these. I’ve been trying to order my favorite films of all time since I was 17 (without any success) and have finally decided that movies should neither be summarized with a grade, nor ordered in sequential best of lists. Aside from District 9, which was by far the best film this year for me, every other movie on this list is neither better nor worse than the next, and the order is purely accidental.

1. District 9

If it were only dependent on visual effects, innovation and flair, “District 9” would already be a winner, but the profound narrative and Sharlto Copley’s incredibly sentimental acting make this one of the best, most brilliantly refreshing takes on Sci-Fi to grace the screen (ever). It’s not only good, it’s something that we haven’t seen in a long time: it’s new!

2. Avatar

James Cameron spits in the face of whoever established that adventure movies aren’t any good if they lack highly philosophical and thought-provoking plots, by using every single resource available in moviemaking to give us the ultimate (and most expensive) entertainment spectacle in history. Laugh, cry, hold on to your seats and leave the movie theatre wanting more. The 80s are back.

3. Moon

It’s not the fact that it was shot with little money, not even the fact that it is directed by David Bowie’s son. Everything fits into place when you have a thought-provoking plot with smartly inserted plot-twists and possibly this years best acting gig by Sam Rockwell. It is yet another fresh take on Sci-Fi that will make you question everything that makes us human.

4. Star Trek

It’s just all perfect. The prologue will hook you in, wether you’re a Trekker or not, and from then on you’re in for a hell of a thrill ride that reaches its peak by revealing that Leonard Nimoy doesn’t have a cameo, but a rather important (and familiar) role in the new Star Trek universe. It manages to find that fine line where it isn’t nostalgic, does bring new blood to the saga (and the audience, since I’m not a Trekkie) but never fails to be ultimately respectful to the old Star Trek.

5. Pandorum

While it does take many of its ideas and all its visual style from Event Horizon, Pandorum’s brilliant script is a fresh take on the Horror-Sci-Fi mix, giving it a more positive, constructive feeling, and nice revelations for even those of us who have a hard time being surprised by plot development.

6. The Hangover

The first 45 minutes of absurd situation development are a thing of genius, and thankfully the payoff is right on the money. Acting is brilliant, and when you’re on the floor thinking that the next joke might just give you a stroke, Mike Tyson shows up to literally punch one of the main characters in the face, and you finally pee yourself in joy overdose. Comedies like this are a rare thing, and hopefully Hollywood screenwriters can learn from it.

7. Gran Torino

Clint Eastwood is the most active director in the world right now, and probably one of the oldest. He wrote, shot, cut and finish Gran Torino after wrapping Changeling, you know, just for fun. This feeling of love for the art of moviemaking transcends from the silver screen to the audience, who applauded the film many times during the premiere we were in. It comes from a man who needs neither money nor fame, who just happens to love what he does for a living… And Gran Torino reminds us why we’re in this business after all.

8. Inglourious Basterds

If you’re a skeptic like me, you start noticing the smaller brilliant elements of Inglourious Basterds, which failed for me as a movie, but as it always happens with Quentin Tarantino, has moments of genius spread all throughout the film. Christoph Waltz’s acting will be remembered for a long time, as will Tarantino’s decision to just change history in the third act. Other elements in the camera department shine as well, but Inglourious Basterds is rather a great mixup of cool moments than a great film with cool moments worth mentioning.

9. Up

I think I’m getting tired of saying this, but it is the best Pixar movie yet. Carl Frederickson is not just the most exotic character in animation history, he is also one of the best. The jokes are Pixar level, but what makes this movie shine is our hero’s complex motives for going on his adventure and helping people out along the way. The brief introduction gives us perspective on who Carl Frederickson is and as a result we’re laughing our asses of or wiping our tears every time he gets angry at a giant bird or apologizes to his late wife.

10. Knowing

Probably this year’s most misunderstood movie. It is 100% my personal choice for it to be among the top ten, because as a cinematographic product, Knowing fails on many levels. It is a movie that requires repeated viewings and an extensive analysis of all its references, as well as some insight on how Alex Proyas’ mind works, to get an idea why it is a brilliant movie. And that, my friends, might be great cinema, but it is not something that you should require your audience to suffer. Profound or not, movies should be much more transparent than this.

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Review: “Avatar”

Posted by guddy On December - 22 - 2009

Where is this world going to if having fun in a movie theater has become something that’s frowned upon?

I am not talking specifically about “Avatar”… I mean, come on, the movie has more positive reviews than anything released lately and it shattered the box office last weekend, so James Cameron is not losing any sleep over the people complaining about the movie.

But here are the facts: as a screenwriter I must say that from the hype I was expecting some big plot twist, some fantastic revelation or something like that. “Avatar” has a predictable, linear and shallow script, and after sitting through the first five minutes, I realized that it was exactly what I liked most about the movie. YES, I love it when a movie challenges me, makes me question my ethics, but I also agree that the 80’s were the best times to sit in a movie theater, eating loads of popcorn and having FUN… It seems that there’s a growing tendency in world cinema to say that anything that doesn’t have depth is BAAAAD. Come on, people! Movies are entertainment, among other things, and James Cameron has the balls to spend a shitload of money in an experience that will make you cry, laugh and feel excited throughout two and a half hours of the greatest entertainment spectacle of the last decade.

Sure, the script is predictable… And before any script-doctor wanna-bes say something, let me shut you up by saying that it features great character development, very precise payoffs for its plot points, interesting (and deep) characters and a villain that will remain as one of the most bad-ass in recent memory. Jake Sully, the hero, is as complex as it gets, and the quick establishment of his personality is one of the many winning aspects of “Avatar”.

If I really wanted to (but don’t) I could tell you how great the acting is, how amazing the effects are and all that. I am sure you read it from other critics out there… The fact is that “Avatar” is the most fun I remember having in a movie theater recently… Me and my friends cheered, some of them cried, everybody laughed and after 160 minutes, I complained that the movie might have been a little short.

Movie of the year? Probably not… I would call it the coolest movie since “Terminator 2″. In any case, do yourself a favor: watch it (if you haven’t yet), and watch it in 3D. It is the first movie in the format that I truly enjoyed watching.

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