Critical Film Condition

Because there’s a movie for every situation.

Review: “Julie & Julia”

In essence, it’s a movie with two main characters based on two books and one Blog… and as confusing as it may seem, it’s told in typical Nora Ephron style, with many giggles and tear-jerking moments along the way, being an ultimately enjoyable experience that will make you hungry as hell after watching.

Review: “Daybreakers”

It doesn’t exceed my high-expectations for it and it doesn’t fall below it either… “Daybreakers” is bloody, gory, fun and, in rare situations, morally correct. But that’s it.

Review: “Sherlock Holmes”

In a surprising turn of events, Guy Ritchie plays it safe to make one of the most entertaining action movies of 2009, using up all the elements from Conan Doyle’s classic books and adding some of his own. Don’t miss it.

Review: “Where the Wild Things Are”

From one of the few movie-freaks who no not believe Spike Jonze to be exceptionally brilliant, it is clear that he was born to adapt Maurice Sendak’s book and the result is an enjoyable experience with a brilliant sense of feeling transported to the audience.

Review: “All About Steve”

Not nearly as bad as I expected it to be. If you watch it, don’t forget to have a little fun, and not expect to get anything more than that.

Review: “Avatar”

James Cameron has the cojones to do something that everybody’s been avoiding lately: he spent a lot of money on a movie that exists solely for the purpose of entertaining YOU! And at that, it succeeds like few movies have in the history of the business.

To understand this review you must first understand my personal history with Meryl Streep. I think that among the biggest film freaks in the world (a group I consider myself to be an honorary member of), I am one of the very few whom Meryl Streep had to impress, even though I was born after she got her first Academy Award. Streep was an actress that didn’t impress me, didn’t interest me, and who seemed really unsympathetic as a person. I realize now that this is just because she is such... more

I’m not the vampire flick kinda guy. I mean, I like it, but I didn’t rush to the movies to see “30 Days of Night” even though my friends said it kicked ass. But with “Daybreakers”, ever since the first teaser, I was definitely excited because it finally gave us the promise of something new in the genre. Sure, there’ve been other movies with different points of view on the “myth” behind vampirism, but this is one that really goes all the way into... more

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. It’s funny how it happens, when alternativo directors like Guy Ritchie get their big-budget projects, they get tame all of a sudden. Not that it’s a bad thing. When I first heard Ritchie was doing Sherlock Holmes, I though to myself that doing Holmes in “Snatch” style was a bad, bad idea. And, to my surprise, Ritchie picked the right elements that made his crazy movies so much fun, left the sarcastic, over-the-top, multi-plotting... more

Sue me, but even though I work with movies I don’t rush to the theater to see a Spike Jonze movie. It’s a question of taste, and his style is not compatible with what I love, which is a good thing, because I evaluate his films like movies, and not the work of a genius… Like some people. With that said, “Where the Wild Things Are” is brilliant! Jonze was born to adapt Maurice Sendak’s book and his unique visual style is exactly what the story needed to transport... more

I just LOVE watching movies that get bashed by critics and, as a shameful consequence, by audiences, for two reasons: the hype is low AND I hope to understand something nobody else didn’t. “All About Steve” isn’t one of those movies. It isn’t nearly as bad as the media made it out to be, but it isn’t much more than a Sunday afternoon slapstick romedy, but it never aims to be either. Sandra Bullock is getting bashed for it, but this is just the result of the movie... more

It is the end of the year and everybody is doing the same top 10 lists as everybody else… And while mine does have many movies that made other lists as well, I think I might be mentioning some great movies that a) got forgotten because if inglorious release dates or b) didn’t fare well with the general audience or the “general critics” or c) I won’t include movies I haven’t seen yet, like logical candidates like Up in the Air. Keep in mind that I usually don’t compile lists... more

Where is this world going to if having fun in a movie theater has become something that’s frowned upon? I am not talking specifically about “Avatar”… I mean, come on, the movie has more positive reviews than anything released lately and it shattered the box office last weekend, so James Cameron is not losing any sleep over the people complaining about the movie. But here are the facts: as a screenwriter I must say that from the hype I was expecting some big plot twist, some... more

When the first trailer for “Pandorum” came out, I couldn’t help but think it was one of the many “Event Horizon” wanna-bes that tried to blend horror with Sci-Fi with little budget. It was both its geatest flaw and its greatest triumph from a marketing point of view, because while it sold the movie as horror Sci-Fi with cheap production values and ideas and visual styles stolen from many other movies (aside from “Horizon”, “Dark City”, “Dead... more

About Me

It’s a rare thing, to read a movie review and know, for a fact, if you’re gonna like this movie or not. Movies have existed for over a century now, and with all the changes in techniques and styles, older movies have become irrelevant as a reference for the modern public. Movie critics have become overzealous of their knowledge in cinematic history and forgotten the fact that most people watch movies just to have a good time. That’s where Critical Film Condition comes in